Lil Wayne's rapping career

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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