What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Moooo

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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whats black and strange a paki

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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