- Anti Joke

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.