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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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