Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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I <3 Hitler

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Today is March 22.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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heat!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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