friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Anti Joke

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