A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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You all have Aids

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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