A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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