- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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