- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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