An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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