- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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