- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Misner is a twat.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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