- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Misner is a twat.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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