- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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