Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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