Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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James Patrick Campbell

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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