Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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