- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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