A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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This is funny.

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God

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Grace Ackerson

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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