What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Weed.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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mark is life

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