- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your face

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I like U.............................nicorns :D

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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