A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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your mother

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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