Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Women's rights

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Black people.

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aodhan hearty

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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