How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Hey, Max!!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Anti Joke

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