Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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