Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Sex education in Texas,

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Poop

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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