Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Netflix and chill

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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