Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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