Arron Glass

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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hi, im sober.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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