Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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