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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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12 in general

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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alert("Hello");

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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