- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

420

This isn't funny.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

falling didnt make the difference

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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