- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Y u do dis?

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

an athiest walks into a church

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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