A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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America

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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