- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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