- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

knock knock whos there? nobody

you first

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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