- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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