What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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