why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

i lyk 2 eet pup

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

world peace

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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