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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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