- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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