Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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