Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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