"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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