Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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George Bush.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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