Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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