- Anti Joke

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.