- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

THE END.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

a person who will soon die of beeties

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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