- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

My mum is called Steve

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

in soviet russia, cow milks you

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.