- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

balls

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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