Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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