What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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