- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Everybody love food when they are hungry

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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