How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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i have two hands.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Wigan.

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