What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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That's what SHE said!

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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I would rape her

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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