Oh no! I forgot the milk!

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Poop...

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Knock, knock. Come in.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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