Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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