- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Get on your knees Ho

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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